"Your Honor.... I was forced to molest those two young girls because of my wife's excessive Bingo habit. She was never home, so I had to look elsewhere for lovin'."
What a load of crap.
I wish I was making that up, because it sounds like a comedy routine. Can you see it now? Leno, or Robin Williams, or Dave Chappelle, standing in front of an audience, doing a bit about something like this? Sometimes, life really is stranger than fiction. Floyd, I hope you get your just rewards in prison... bitch.
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