And Here's to You,Mr. Xanadu

Saturday, December 09, 2006

Just sing it to the tune of Mrs. Robinson. I know how you guys like that movie. And of course if you have a problem with my parody you can always report me to Simon and Garfunkle.

And here's to you, Mr. Xanadu,
Jesus and the law is after you.
You better run, Mr Xanadu.
Prison holds a place for those who PREY,
Hey, hey, hey

We'd like to know a little bit about you for our files
We'd like to help you learn to help yourself.
Look around you all you see are Bubba's lusty eyes,
Stroll around the yard until you feel at home.

Hide in the hiding place where no one ever goes.
Put it in your pantry with your porno.
It's a little secret just the Xanadus' affair.
Most of all you've got to hide it from the kids.

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