Some people just have the worst luck, you know?
Case in point:
The Associated Press reports that a Florida man is blaming his cat for child pornography found on his computer.
48-year-old Keith Griffin claims that he was innocently downloading music when he left the room and his evil feline downloaded over 1,000 images of child pornography to his computer.
Now that's some bad luck right there.
Well frankly I don't think - um anyone - is going to believe you, Keith. So, here's my tip for you: make Mary Duval your spokesperson. Don't worry Keith, Mary can handle it - she's got it all worked out. By the time she tells everyone what a 'snot-nosed, teary-eyed victim' and 'evil vigilante troll' that damn cat is, you should have nothing to fear.
Ok enough of the charade. Everyone point and laugh.
