Sadly, a Los Angeles judge has decided that Jack must stay away from certain delineated spots in Southern California. Poor Jack! What's a McClellan to do now?
Oh no! He has decided to leave the Great State of Fornicalia! Zounds!
LOS ANGELES (AP) - A self-described pedophile is leaving California after a judge ordered him to stay away permanently from places where children gather, the man told a TV station for a report that aired Sunday.
"I have to leave the state, really, I can't live here under this Orwellian protocol," Jack McClellan told KABC. "It's nightmarish."
McClellan did not say where he planned to go, and he did not immediately return a message left on his cell phone by The Associated Press.
McClellan has been unemployed and living out of his car since arriving in Southern California this summer from Washington.
McClellan, 45, came to the attention of authorities for a Web site where he posted photos of children in public places and discussed how he liked to stake out parks, public libraries, fast-food restaurants and other areas where little girls congregated. His Internet service provider took down his Web site more than a month ago.
Who knows where poor Jack will go now? And the horrible order handed down by the oppressive judge? It reads like this:
But on Friday, Superior Court Judge Melvin Sandvig issued a permanent injunction and a three-year restraining order that prohibits McClellan from coming within 30 feet of schools, playgrounds and other places where children congregate.
The judge's ruling narrowed an injunction issued earlier in the month that barred McClellan from coming near anyone under age 18 anywhere in the state. McClellan spent 10 days in jail for violating that injunction when he was arrested earlier this month near a child care center at the University of California, Los Angeles.
Sandvig's new ruling also bars McClellan from contacting, videotaping or photographing children or publishing their photos without written consent from a guardian or parent. McClellan could be arrested if he violates that prohibition.
I really don't think ol' Jack will be able to comply with this order; hence, his decision to leave my state. Poor, poor Jack!
Where will he go? What shall he do?
Well -- since AZ is all about any and all Orwellian Protocols, howzabout some "additional information" about Jackie Baby. Here's what he looks like:
Jack McClellan is 45 years old, 6'1" and 195 pounds.
Kinda like Where's Waldo? -- where shall Jack Go Next?
What do you think?
BZ
